A Blonde in the Snow

[R Kelly]

One snowy winter day in January, a trucker stops for red light and a

 blonde

 girl catches up. She Knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the

 window.

 The girl says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your

 load."

 The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. The trucker stops

 for

 another red light and the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door

 and

 the trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi my name is Heather and you

 are losing some of your load!"

 He ignores her again and continues down the street. The trucker stops for

 still another red light and the girl catches up again all out of breath.

 She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. Again she says

 "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of you load!"

 He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. The trucker

 gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says: "Hi, my name

 is

 Kevin and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"

[tightloop]

Just like the blonde who was riding down the highway with her head out the window.  Two cops saw her and the rookie wanted to pull her over, the older cop asked why, she was just refueling.

[tightloop]

I  have on my Nomex clothing so I will ask this question,  I wonder if any of the women who take part in this forum are blonde?

[Shooter Grrl]

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me

(Not really a blonde - just act like one!)

[tightloop]

Just wondered from a woman's perspective how you felt about blonde jokes.

[tightloop]

All kidding aside, any woman who can put up with all the stuff from all the guys on this forum has got to be one hell of a fine woman, no matter what color her hair might be.

[Shooter Grrl]

Thanks Tightloop - of course, I'd rather you say "That Shooter Grrl is one helluva shooter" :-)

[tightloop]

I know you are a woman (a la Shooter Grrl), but I have not seen you shoot, but  I feel sure you can handle your own there also.