new scope

[joenuclear]

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes

to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good,

you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man

replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he

hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you

this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head

off and shoot the guy's **ck off." The man takes another look through the

scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

[dirtypool40]

I heard it similar, but with a hit man.  The guy says, "I think my wife is cheating on me, how much do you get to...."

The hitman responds "A thousand bucks a shot"

The man agrees, and the shooter bolts one in.  

"Come on, come on, what are you waiting for?" The impatient, vengeful husband prods....

"Relax man, I'm trying to save you a grand".