ChuckS Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Handy Engineering Conversions. * Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi * 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton * 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope * Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond * Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram * Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong * 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda = 1 lite year * 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling * Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon * 1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz * Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower * Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line * 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake * 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone * 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles * 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds * 10 cards = 1 decacards * 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton * 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen * 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche * 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin * 10 rations = 1 decoration * 100 rations = 1 C-ration * 2 monograms = 1 diagram * 8 nickels = 2 paradigms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 LMAO Thanks Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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