Spies

[Merlin Orr]

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.

The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish!

[Clay1]

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.

The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover.  You're in America now.  Speak Spanish!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I recently read that 1/9 of the total American population is hispanic. Can't comment on the accuracy of the statement, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least. Your joke is right on. I often hear that our forefathers came to American and tried to fit in and learned English and used it at home. People like the German, Irish, Italians, Polish etc all adapted to English. Not these days, the great melting pot is not melting much together. I have my children studying Spanish in school as a second language. The way things are going they are going to use it a whole lot more than I use my 4 years of French.

Rick

[tightloop]

The Mexicans are determined to get back California and Texas anyway they can.....

[gm iprod]

Give them California anytime you want, under some conditions.

1. They get to keep Hollywierd.

2. They stay there and never leave.

3. Only persons with an NRA membership are allowed to leave.

4. They keep Michael Jackson (even if #3 applies)

5. They get to keep Hollywierd.

6. They keep their sticky fingers of Texas. Nice place.

[AGYoung]

I went to a Japanese restaurant in Miami. All the waiters spoke Spanish, so did half the patrons. People ask why I moved from Florida to Minnesota. That was reason 5,781.