Merlin Orr Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Just a JOKE, Mr Mail Carriers - Don't go POSTAL on me! THE GOVERNMENT AT WORK The Post Office Job Applicant A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls......no point in you coming in for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Really. No one would be able to reciprocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 As an X govt employee, I understand completely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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