Merry Christmas from the Legal Dept.

[Dead Buff]

Merry Christmas from the Legal Dept.

From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please

accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low

stress, non- addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,

or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar

year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,

physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary

preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-

* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal

* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be

made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor

are acknowledged.

* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any

of the wishes.

* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the

restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain

jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected

within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or

until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of

this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our

Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead

or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of

this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party

names and images are hereby acknowledged.

[davidwiz]

You're slipping. You forgot Exhibits 1 - 10. You always have to have exhibits!

[blackdragon]

I need to get this on a x-mass card, There are some people I would love to send it to!

Ivan