Merlin Orr Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. 5. It encourages car pooling. 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 8. It makes fellow employees look better. 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12. Employees w ork later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 16. Sitting "Bare butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 YES!!! Finally... a political platform I can get behind. Merlin for President!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I concur with that diagnosis! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 I shall run on the/A Popular Platform! My first campaign slogan... Some candidates want to bomb! Some candidates don't want to bomb! This candidate wants to get bombed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Groan......... If I were Flex I'd close this for being....... political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 --(snicker)-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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