Children and grandparents

[Youngeyes]

She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful

eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After

she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said,

"But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will

probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the

toilet paper good-bye....

A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,

"Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The

grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.

"That's interesting." she said... "How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add

'es'."

A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she

lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then,

when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word

processor. She told him she was writing a story.

"What's it about?" he asked.

"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into

old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she

heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience

grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into

their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left

the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,

"Who was THAT?"

My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks

and they blame their dog.