Words to live by

[bountyhunter]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." (Dean Wormer)

"Face it, Otto...... you didn't throw up in FRONT of Dean Wormer, you threw up ON Dean Wormer."

"Referring to how John Belushi eats): "It's perfectly safe as long as you keep your hands away from his mouth."

(At the Student Counsel Trial): "Let me handle this, I'm pre-law..."

"I thought you were pre-med?"

"What's the difference....."

(John Belushi as Bluto Blutarski): "This situation calls for a meaningless and stupid gesture... and we're just the guys to do it!"

(Bluto): "When the nazis attacked Pearl harbor... did we give up?"

"Huh?"

"Don't stop him....... he's on a roll."

[diehli]

I always though the best words to live by were those that said "Live Nude Girls."

"Dead Nude Girls" wouldn't be too bad, either, depending on your profession and/or sexual proclivity.