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An old man is driving fast when he sees a patrol car lights flashing behind him. He speeds up and after several miles of being chased, he finally pulls over. The police officer says, " Mister, I've got 5 more minutes left on my shift. If you can give me an excuse I've never heard before I'll let you go". The old man looks him right in the eye and says," Years ago the police came and took my wife away. I thought you were trying to return her." The police officer turned around and drove away. :D

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