Duane Thomas Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Bob, Larry and Bill get to Heaven, and before they enter, St. Peter warns them, "Whatever you do, don't ever, ever, ever step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do, and they make a terrible racket." Bob enters Heaven and immediately steps on a duck. An angel comes up to him, chains a large, unattractive woman to him for eternity and says, "You shouldn't have stepped on a duck." The next week, Larry steps on a duck. An angel comes up to him, chains a very unattractive woman to him for eternity and says, "You shouldn't have stepped on a duck." Bill never steps on a duck the entire time he's in Heaven. One day an angel comes up to him and chains a gorgeous supermodel to him, but leaves without saying anything. Bill asks the supermodel what's going on, she turns to him and says, "I don't know what you did...but I stepped on a duck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 :roflol: nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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