JKSNIPER Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Chuck wonders what all the fuss is about having enough ammo when the zombies attack....he pulls out their femur bone and beats them to death with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Chuck wonders what all the fuss is about having enough ammo when the zombies attack....he pulls out their femur bone and beats them to death with it. Zombies would never attack Chuck Norris -- they know that no matter how dead they are, Chuck can make them even deader. The whole iceberg story was made up. Actually, Chuck Norris was out for a swim and the captain of the Titanic decided to play chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cworks Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 ummm I saw him selling the total gym 2 minutes ago on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Chuck actually lives in an alternate dimension and only pops back into our mere mortal world every once in a while just to straighten us out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Is it me or does Cworks pic look like he's Donny Osmonds twin brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cworks Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 If only i had his money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon52 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 He is a Texas Ranger now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyd Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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