lynn jones Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together and bragging about surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won 2 gold medals in track and field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was his mouth, the horse's ass and a bunch of mixed meat. Now he's about to run as the Democratic candidate for president of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 >high on cocaine and alcohol >candidate for president of the United States Are you sure you have the right Texan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakal Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Erik, he clearly said "horse's ass"...that would make it a Democratic candidate... Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Subject: THREE MAINE SURGEONS THE TRUTH AT LAST? Three Maine surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon around. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them,and 8 months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later, he won 2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a neck tie. He's now close to getting the Democratic nomination for President of the United States!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Busted! Just because Texas and Maine are switched doesn't make it a unique joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Got to be real careful with that one. Texas is horse country. Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 AARRRAGGG Sorry Lynn... My Bad. I did not mean to be repost your joke...AND yours is better. It adds the Mouth! to the mix. As to whiskey and cocaine. I don't trust Anyone without a few vices. That makes them either a Liar or a Zealot. Both bad qualities.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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