I Got Aaadd

[ArturoJ]

A.A.A.D.D.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention

Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall

table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can

under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash

first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out

the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check

left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I

find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside

so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the

refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the

counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses

that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water

the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water

and suddenly I spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the

remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide

to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the

flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up

the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid,

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't

watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the

remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with

the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really

baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for

it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,

because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.

GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC

[lynn jones]

that's not funny! that's my life too!

[wide45]

My attention span was too short to read it all...