lynn jones Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 >The Hillbilly Vasectomy > >After having their 11th child, an Alabama >couple decided that was enough, as >they could not afford a larger bed. > >So the husband went to his veterinarian >and told him that he and his cousin >didn't want to have any more children. > >The doctor told him that there was a >procedure called a vasectomy that could >fix the problem but that it was expensive. >"A less costly alternative," said >the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," >(fireworks are legal in Alabama) >"light it, put it in a beer can, >then hold the can up to your ear >and count to 10." > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, >"I may not be the smartest tool in the >shed, but I don't see how putting a >cherry bomb in a beer can next to my >ear is going to help me." > >"Trust me," said the doctor. > >So the man went home, lit a cherry >bomb and put it in a beer can. He held >the can up to his ear and began to count: > >"1" > >"2" > >"3" > >"4" > >"5" > >At which point he paused, placed >the beer can between his legs and resumed >counting on his other hand. > >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, >and West Virginia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james h Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Its been raining on me all day and that cheered me up ...thanks j Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 The sorta rough equivalent of the guy whose gun FTFs and he looks down the barrel to see what's wrong then pulls the trigger again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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