That excuse will not work, too many of us saw it happen, could not have happen to a nicer guy
Haven't a clue.
Now take yourself out to the wood pile, and proceed to flog yourself with a stick.
Flog Myself...? With my friends I have had and will have PLENTY of that without doing it myself!
It did really kinda "startle" me when it went bang..... I think tomorrow I am goning to tell Benny it just went off by its self with no input from my finger...... Just blame it on his trigger job...yea... thats what I will do.