Going To Kansas City

[lynn jones]

i'm meeting friends in KC for the weekend. going to go to the Royals game.. hee haw.

lynn jones

[Wildman]

At least you waited for our weather to change. Daytime 70-80’s and nights in the 50’s. Beats the last month of 90-100’s.

[Wildman]

Just to put things in perspective:

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN KANSAS CITY IN AUGUST WHEN.....

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and

end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled egg

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Ah, what a place to call home!

[lynn jones]

Hmmm,

did i say i was coming from Memphis, Tn