Lead slinger Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis. Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) That joke was told to me in 1974 I think it was from Play Boy Magazine Edited August 20, 2008 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Apparently Blondes aren't any smarter now than they were then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Apparently Blondes aren't any smarter now than they were then! yes ....But they have ... Stronger Bones :and teeth goof: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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