Senior Moment

[Ironman]

My wife just emailed me this and I thought you all might enjoy it:

The following is a true story.

>

>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

>found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her

>shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her

>voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car! NOW!"

>The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like

>mad.

>

>The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into

>the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that

>she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then

>it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four

>or five spaces down. She loaded her bags into her car and then drove to the

>police station.

>

>The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with

>laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men

>were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,

>less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large

>handgun.

>

>No charges were filed.

>

>Ah, senior moments