"jesus Is Watching You."

[Merlin Orr]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his

sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is

watching you.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself

a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began

searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could

disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source

of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a

parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed,

then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of

people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

[Vericio_Brazil]

Great!

[Shawn Knight]

At least no one found it posted some where else.

[blackdragon]

Ivan

[DMS42]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his

sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is

watching you.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself

a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began

searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could

disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source

of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a

parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed,

then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of

people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Same scene.

The parrot says "I see you and so does the Shadow".

The BG looks around and all he sees is the parrot so he goes about his business.

The parrot says again "I see you and so does the Shadow".

The BG continues stuffing things into his sack.

The parrot says "I see you and the Shadow is not happy".

The BG says "Who is this Shadow? And if you don't shut up, I'll stuff this flashlight down your throat."

The parrot says "The shadow is the big, black Doberman in the corner."

Just as the BG shines the light on the dog the parrot says "Sic em Shadow".