beware your muzzle...

[Skywalker]

Hey guys, hope you will enjoy this.

Had a hard time translating this joke from Italian.

A pregnant woman, during a bank holdup was shot three times in her abdomen.

The surgeon, after treatment, cheers her up: "Don't worry about the three twins: they still have a bullet each in their groin,  I couldn't remove them, but they will live with it, and someday they'll naturally expel the bullet".

Twelve years later, one of the twins cries with his mother: "Mummy, mummy, somethin' terrible happened. I was there on the WC and I passed a bullet!!!"

Mother gently explains what happened when she was pregnant, and the child forgets the whole incident.

A couple of days later, the second twin shyly reports to her mother: "Mummy, I was sitting on the WC when I passed a  bullet...".

Mother gently tells him the story and the baby feels reassured.

A week after, the third twin goes to his mother, but he's so embarassed he can hardly speak: "mummy, er..I...was...".

This time, knowing what could have happened, mother asks her child "What could have happed dear...I bet you were in the bathroom and you too passed a bullet..."

"Er... no..., you see... mummy, I was in my room jerking off...and I shot the cat...".