bountyhunter Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a veterinarian and start chatting. DOG #1: Why are you here. DOG #2: I'm a chronic digger, I just can't stop digging. My owner says he is going to have the doctor give me Prozac. Why are you here. DOG #1: I'm a chronic barker. My owner says he is going to have the doctor snip my vocal chords. Say, why are you here? DOG #3: I'm a chronic humper. I hump anything I see. This morning my owner came out of the shower and bent over to get a towel and I jumped on and humped him for all he was worth." DOG #1: "So, is he going to have you neutered?" DOG #3: "Nope... just came in to get my nails trimmed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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