iweiny Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Great one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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