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Shooter's Connection Range Bag


BroncoGlenn

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Lessee:

Shooter's bag for a day's shooting:

Gun, holster and belt, six mags, 250 rounds of ammo, cleaning kit (maybe), tools, odd spare parts, lunch, one pen, one pair of overlays, shooting glasses and plugs.

Diaper bag for a day's outing:

Six bottles of formula, four jars of Gerber baby food in different flavors, two plastic containers, one of fresh sliced fruit, the other of Cheerios, baby spoon (two, one to drop, one to use). teething ring (two, one to drop, one to use), pacifier (two, one to...well, you get the idea), another half dozen assorted toys, old cell phone that stopped working after sweetums dropped it (actually threw it) on the ground accidentally, ten times in a row, two picture books, at least two complete changes of clothing, including footwear, plus an extra sweater, blanket and baby bib, at least twelve diapers, two packs of baby wipes, a can of baby powder, a tube of baby butt balm, diaper rash cream (two varieties), changing pad, sealable plastic bag to put the "nasties" into until you can find a trash can or convenient bush or curb to drop them behind, vaccination card, notebook with phone numbers of the doctor, poison center, pharmacy, ER, ten baby sitters (most of whom have told you no way will they ever take care of your kid again), and your mother-in-law (who won't take him either, but will give you plenty of advice on what you've done wrong so far), old bottle of antibiotic for that ear infection two months ago, Auralgan ear drops for ear pain, Debrox for ear wax, Nystatin for that yeast infection he got after taking the antibiotic, Tylenol and Motrin fever and pain drops, Oragel for teething, Mylicon for gas, clotrimazole for ringworm, polysporin for impetigo, and, last but not least, (for some at least) half a pint of Southern Comfort, to comfort mom with a little nip (but not too much) when the little nipper gets to be too much. ;)

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