spook Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions." Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down red-faced. Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light." "Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Thats even funnier than the way Erik told it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 Thats even funnier than the way Erik told it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dang! I tried the search function b4 posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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