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Last year I (blonde) replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive

double-pane, energy efficient ones. This week I got a call from the

contractor, who complained that I had not yet paid for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I

am automatically stupid. So I proceeded to tell him just what his

fast-talking sales guy had told me last year......

that in one year "the windows would pay for themselves".

There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I

haven't heard from him since!

Guess I won that stupid argument.

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Brutus...NOT AGAIN!!!

Please nuke it...unless we can start a new history thread....

Sky, who said the following and when (NO google... :P )

"In view of the tenseness of the situation, and the sluggishness of the Italian command, I decided to ignore my orders and to take command at the front with my own hands as soon as possible ..."

NO it is not directed at you in any way....

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Touchè! :(

I'm not that good at contemporary history, and had to search for it.

Anyway, I should have known better since my grandfather served in the italian army during WWII in Africa's war and was taken prisoner by the british army there.

Too bad he died in 1970, when I was only 3, I'd have loved to hear his tales.

I guess since I had to search for the correct answer, it will be your honor to educate us. ;)

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