The Gay Cowboy

[Youngeyes]

The Gay Cowboy...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was a gay cowboy with experience and the other was a newbie.

She thought long and hard about it, and she decided to hire the gay guy.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick

up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

He returned around two-thirty A.M, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told

and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

[Tiny Warrior]