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Paper Trails


Steve Anderson

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I hate it when employees steal.

I Love it when they leave paper trails.

The stupid sumbitch orders 1055.43 of CDs, DVDs, and Video games the day before he leaves for vacation, signs for them (thanks for that Fedex) and then never receives them into our system.

Hello Grand Theft...wish they were all this easy.

SA

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I worked at a place once, where a guy in the IT department was buying computer gear on the company dime, taking it home late at night, then assembling computers and selling them.  I couldn't figure out what he was up to at first, but I knew that *something*just didn't ring true.  He made no more money than me, but he suddenly bought an expensive convertible and had all kinds of other expensive toys.  $75,000 later, they finally caught him.  

His unwitting accomplice was a very accomodating CFO.  One day, as he was about to submit a rather substantial requisition for signature I asked,

"Wow! Pete, that sure is a lot of money.  Do you think Jim will sign for it?"

"Jim would sign that requisition if it was for a helicopter."

Oookay...

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