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The Mistress


mildot1

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A wealthy man and his wife were dining in a fine restuarant one evening. Midway thru the meal a stunning blonde approaches the gentleman and kisses him on the check and says will I see you later tonight, he nods and she leaves for the bar.

The wife who is very upset asks "Just who in the hell was that", He replies "that was my mistress". At that point the wife goes off telling him that she will immediately file for divorce, he responds staing that is fine but remember that due to thier pre- nup the fine cars, jewelery, fancy homes , and expensive vacations will be over for her. This quiets her down as she mulls the thought over.

Shortly a wealthy married aquantance of thiers enters the restuarant with a stunning brunnette on his arm and she knows full well it is not his wife, she asks her husband who the women is. Her husband responds that the woman is his mistress.

The wife sits there for a moment and finnally responds.

Well ours is prettier!

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