lynn jones Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Subject: Eating Grass > One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his > limousine when he > saw two men along the roadside eating grass. > Disturbed, he ordered his > driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked > one man, "Why are > you eating grass? > One man replied, "We don't have any money for food. We > have to > eat grass." > "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and > I'll feed you" > the lawyer said. > "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They > are over > there, under that tree" > "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the > other poor > man he stated, "You come with us also." > The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, > I also > have a wife and SIX children with me!" > "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They > all entered > the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as > large as the limousine > was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to > the lawyer and said, > "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us > with you." > The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love > my place; > the grass is almost a foot high!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Who said that lawyers don't have hearts!!!!! dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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