Eatin Grass

[lynn jones]

Subject: Eating Grass

> One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his

> limousine when he

> saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

> Disturbed, he ordered his

> driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked

> one man, "Why are

> you eating grass?

> One man replied, "We don't have any money for food. We

> have to

> eat grass."

> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and

> I'll feed you"

> the lawyer said.

> "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They

> are over

> there, under that tree"

> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the

> other poor

> man he stated, "You come with us also."

> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir,

> I also

> have a wife and SIX children with me!"

> "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They

> all entered

> the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as

> large as the limousine

> was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to

> the lawyer and said,

> "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us

> with you."

> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love

> my place;

> the grass is almost a foot high!"

[dajarrel]

Who said that lawyers don't have hearts!!!!!

dj