lynn jones Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quixote Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Punny, Very punny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 What did one rooster say to the other? That hen is "poultry in motion" Eehhhccckkk - what next, Lynn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Great ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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