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Ethel and Edith shared a room at the rest home. Ethel went on a one week cruise with her son and his wife and reported the events to Edith upon her return. "Oh Edith," she exclaimed, "the things I saw, the things I learned!" "Tell Me, " said Edith. "There are women on the outside who live with and sleep with other women" "No!" said Edith, "Yes," replied Ethel, "they call them lesbians". "Not only that but there are men who live with and sleep with other men!" "No," said Edith. "Yes, replied Ethel, they call them gay." "What is this world coming to?" asked Edith "That's not all," replied Ethel, "there are even men who will put their mouth on a woman's private parts!" "Oh My!" said Edith, "What are they called?" "Well," said Ethel, "When I could catch my breath I called him Darlin'!'"

My wife is a Diet Pepsi FIEND. She starts and ends her day with a glass of Diet Pepsi. After being advised by her doctor to "cut back" on caffiene, she switched to Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi (essentially brown bubbly water). She quickly learned that one 12 ounce can of regular Diet Pepsi each day was just enough to keep the dreaded caffiene withdrawl headache away.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE May 17, 2005 Release #05-175 Firm's Hotline: (800) 471-4999 CPSC Consumer Hotline: (800) 638-2772 CPSC Media Contact: (301) 504-7908 CPSC, Michaels of Oregon Announce Recall of Handgun Holsters WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission announces the following recall in voluntary cooperation with the firm below. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed. Name of Product: Kydex Belt Holsters for Glock model handguns Units: About 8,000 Manufacturer: Michaels of Oregon, of Oregon City, Ore. Hazard: The holster's retention strap can move out of position and could cause a handgun to unexpectedly discharge while being reholstered, posing a serious injury risk to consumers. Incidents/Injuries: The firm has received three reports of unexpected discharges. In one incident, a law enforcement officer was shot in the leg while reholstering his firearm. Description: The recall includes Kydex Belt and Tactical Holsters with thumb break fits for Glock model handguns. The holsters are rigid and are made of black Kydex and come with tension screws for a proper fit. The words, "Uncle Mike's by Michaels of Oregon" are printed on the back of the holster. The recall involves sizes 12, 21, and 25, which is printed on the inside of the holster between the two screws securing the holster to the belt slide. Sold through: Uncle Mike's and Uncle Mike's Law Enforcement catalogs and at sporting goods stores and gun supply stores nationwide from January 2002 through October 2002 for between $25 and $50. Manufactured in: United States Remedy: Consumers who have purchased a Kydex Holster with a Thumb break for a Glock Handgun should stop using it immediately and contact Michaels of Oregon for a replacement retention strap free of charge. Consumer Contact: Call Michaels of Oregon at (800) 471-4999 between 7:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. PT Monday through Friday, or visit their Web site at www.michaeloforegon.com To view this release on CPSC's web site, including a picture of the recalled product, please go to: http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml05/05175.html

Clay 1 As a USAF enlisted retiree, disrespect for the anthem ticks me off as well. I have sung the anthem at many events, award ceremonies and sporting events. I sing it as it written. I consider "changing" the national anthem to sing it in a blues/rap/soul/country etc. manner disrespectful. Sing the darn song the way it was written. I also disagree with those who insist the song is "too hard" to sing and should be replaced by "America the Beautiful."

It looks like a bullet hole in glass to me, but then again I'm not exactly known for my knowledge of Zen practices...

It looks like a bullet hole in glass to me, but then again I'm not exactly known for my knowledge of Zen practices...

After losing my wife's 45 year old sister to a massive stroke in February, I learned to celebrate and treasure the small day to day moments in life, for they are often what give us the most solace, and fondest memories...

ROFLMAO!!

TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOST MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN. #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. #09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. #08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. #07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. #06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. #05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE #04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. #03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" #02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. AND, THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN... (scroll down) #01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN! __________________

Nope. I rememebr Andy Devine in those roles!

Yes, the BLS is loose in my kydex holster. That's why I figured I might have to find something smaller/tighter. I guess it is time I invested in a good leather IWB holster.

Thank you sir. I was just concerned the fit would be loose/sloppy. I'll start checking out "commander sized" IWB holsters.

I'm the proud owner of a new STI BLS9. (Range trip tomorrow!) But I'm having difficulty finding a IWB holster to fit the narrower (.765 across steel 1.06 across wood) frame. ANy suggestions?

Shooting is one of the few ties I have to a father I lost when I was 13. His love of the sport has kept him in my mind, and passing on his lessons to my children have kept him "real" in their hearts.

As far as I'm concerned, Redheads can get away with ANYTHING they like! I've always had a soft spot (maybe that's not the right adjective) for Redheads