lynn jones Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 >One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual >route. > >As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the >driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with >a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. > >"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night." The >Mailman comments. > >Bob in obvious pain replies," Actually we had it Saturday night, this is >the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning." We had a >about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the >Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that >around midnight we started playing WHO AM I." > >The Mailman thinks a moment and says, " How do you play that?" > >Bob continues between hung over gasps," Well all the guys go in the >bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only >our "units" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to >guess who it is." > >The Mailman laughs and says," Damn I am sorry I missed that." > >"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds," your name was guessed >four or five times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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