High Tech

[Merlin Orr]

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Redneck were sitting naked in a

sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm

and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my

pager, " he said, " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. " A few

minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained, That was my mobile phone " I have a

microchip in my hand." The Redneck felt decidedly low tech, but not to be

outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive....He stepped

out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of

toilet paper hanging from his rear. The others raised their eyebrows and

stared at him. The Redneck finally said-------- "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

[joshua]

Ha, Ha, Ha... I wonder if his butt makes that FAX initialization sound?

[dajarrel]

Probibly does. But I bet the frequency is lower.

dj