Doggorloader Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it , he might as well enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline:PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered again and the donkey won. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor to not enter the donkey in another race. The next day the paper had the headline: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was to much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey which he did by giving it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper ran the story: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun she would have to get rid of the donkey whereupon she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Headline: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was way to much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it out to the plains where it could run wild. Paper: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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