lynn jones Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 > Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while > listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to > have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today . You must park your car on the > even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." > > Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later > while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says > , "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. > You must park your car on the odd numbered > side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife > goes out and moves her car again. > > The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio > announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. > You must park..........." > then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and > with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what > to do. Which side of the street do I! need to park on so the plow > can get through?" > > With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who > are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just > leave it in the garage this time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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