Snow Plow

[lynn jones]

> Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while

> listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to

> have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today . You must park your car on the

> even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

>

> Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later

> while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says

> , "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today.

> You must park your car on the odd numbered

> side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife

> goes out and moves her car again.

>

> The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio

> announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today.

> You must park..........."

> then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and

> with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what

> to do. Which side of the street do I! need to park on so the plow

> can get through?"

>

> With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who

> are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just

> leave it in the garage this time?"