CenTexSlim Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name & a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, & Ibepokin. Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, & will be marketed by Pepsi Co. as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, & it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", & just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I thought this looked familiar! Pharmacology Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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