gm iprod Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Into an Irish pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a terrible limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little , O'Connor?" asks Sean. "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have anything in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kweber Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 These two Irishmen are leaving a bar... It could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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