Kids

[lynn jones]

> > "Damn Kids"

> >

> > The boss of a big company, needed to call one of his employees about an

> > urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's

> > home phone number and was greeted with a child's  whisper, "Hello?"

> >  

> >  "Is your daddy home?", he asked.

> >  

> >  "Yes", whispered the small voice.

> >  

> >  "May I talk with him?"

> >  

> >  To the surprise of the boss, the small voice

> > whispered, "No."

> >  

> >  Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,  "Is

> >  your mommy there?"

> >  

> >  "Yes", came the answer.

> >  

> >  "May I talk with her?"

> >  

> >  Again the small voice whispered, "No."

> >  

> >  Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a

> > message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" the boss asked the

> > child.

> >  

> >  "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

> >  

> >  Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's

> > home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?"

> >  

> >  "No, he's busy", whispered the child.

> >  

> >  "Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

> >  

> >  "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came

> > the whispered answer.

> >  

> >  Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what

> > sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss

> > asked,  "What is that noise?"

> >  

> >  "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

> >  

> >  "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now

> > alarmed.

> >  

> > In an awed whispering voice the child answered,  "The

> > search team just landed the hello-copper."

> >  

> >  Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little

> > frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

> >  

> >  Still whispering, the young voice replied along with

> > a muffled  giggle:

> >  

> >  "ME".

> >

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