lynn jones Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 > > "Damn Kids" > > > > The boss of a big company, needed to call one of his employees about an > > urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's > > home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?" > > > > "Is your daddy home?", he asked. > > > > "Yes", whispered the small voice. > > > > "May I talk with him?" > > > > To the surprise of the boss, the small voice > > whispered, "No." > > > > Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is > > your mommy there?" > > > > "Yes", came the answer. > > > > "May I talk with her?" > > > > Again the small voice whispered, "No." > > > > Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a > > message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" the boss asked the > > child. > > > > "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman." > > > > Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's > > home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?" > > > > "No, he's busy", whispered the child. > > > > "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. > > > > "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came > > the whispered answer. > > > > Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what > > sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss > > asked, "What is that noise?" > > > > "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. > > > > "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now > > alarmed. > > > > In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The > > search team just landed the hello-copper." > > > > Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little > > frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" > > > > Still whispering, the young voice replied along with > > a muffled giggle: > > > > "ME". > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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