The coffee shop (Ain't it the truth)

[Round_Gun_Shooter]

A customer wanted to ask the attractive waitress for a date, but

couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she

quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and

blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented.

He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't even

make eye contact."

"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee!"

[Merlin Orr]

As a regular at the local Denny's - I had to laugh out loud....