Tman33_99 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says,"There's nothing wrong with them!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closely - are... my... test...results...back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moruger Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, and holding his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them". The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice, but listen very, very, closely, are...my...test...results...back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Moruger, you have been assimilated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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