Carnation Milk

[Round_Gun_Shooter]

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her

family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard

work and little compensation...and when canned Carnation Milk became

available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000

for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of

all...." and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do

this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in

front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry

so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able

to use it..."

Here is her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul no

buckets to wash, no shit to pitch, just poke a hole in the

son-of-a-bitch!

[diehli]

Hehehehe.

[blackdragon]

TOO FUNNY!!!!

Ivan

SCS Vegas