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  1. I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

    'What's that?' I asked.

    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

    As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'

    We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

    "Mom, you awake?"

  2. Last weekend I had been out really late on Friday and was looking forward to sleeping in on Saturday. Guess what? They are working on a housing development next door and they were out with earthmoving equipment at 7 AM on Saturday. I always disliked that loud beep heavy equipment makes when backing up. Now I hate it. No way to sleep through it when it is less than 100 yards away.

  3. I did a search, and did not find directions or explanations on how to do this.

    I have some SPS mags that do not drop when pushing the mag release button. Just looking for some suggestions on what to do and how to tune them so they will drop on their own.

    Thanks

  4. One of the problems you are going to run into is the environmental factor. As a shooter I think there is a lot of good advice in this thread. But as a banker the potential lead contamination would affect my decision.

    The adviace to buy the land and then try to financie the improvements using the land as collateral is probably the best suggestion. Raising the dues is a must so you can show you can meet the payment schedule for the loan. There are banks that will make the loan w/o a personal guarantee, but you will have to look for them.

    I would start with my membership list and see if any of your members have business relationships with a bank and get them to introduce the club to their loan officer.

    The easiest way would be to get the seller to carry as suggested or to find an individual to carry the note. There are always people looking for a reasonable return on their $.

    With rates going up, the potential lead contamination, and the uncertainty of your cash flow will keep the interest rate in the higher range. I think the 8-8.5% is resonable given the circumstances.

    Good Luck.

  5. I have a Dillon 550 and like it a lot. A friend of mine just recnetly purchased a Hornady LNL and the little bit I have used it is beginning to make me think I like it better than the Dillon. He says customer service the one time he needed it was great.

    Just want to know if there is anyone who has used both heavily and what your opinion is.

    Thanks

  6. 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of

    boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost

    instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting

    someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply

    using the sink.

    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,

    thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from

    rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be

    afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

    8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

    10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

    11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know

    when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

  7. A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.

    From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You

    foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in.

    The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.

    The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?"

    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

    The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MON!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

  8. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to

    time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to

    you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be

    with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

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