Unfortunately my "drug of choice" is not the alcohol, but Mountain Dew, so this will not help me sleep.
Now my wife has told me that she is taking one kid to the dentist and I have to take the other on in to school, that could take 20 minutes. (No I will not give out my address for my new "friends" to take delivery for me, though it would be well worth your effort regardless of where you live.)
Guess I will leave a note and hurry back in the morning. Presume that with all the witnesses at the front of school that I should come to a complete stop to let her out?