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  1. All Grandpas, heed this WARNING:

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    >Do not lose your grand kids in the mall

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    >A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

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    >He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

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    >The cop asked, "What's he like?"

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    >The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied... "Crown Royal

    >whiskey and women with big tits."

  2. Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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    > #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

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    > #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're

    > on the road.

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    > #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably

    > let you try it out a few times.

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    > #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a

    > backup.

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    > #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

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    > #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

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    > #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

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    > #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

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    > #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

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    > And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is .....

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    > #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

  3. Anybody have a towel to soak up the blood from my tounge? The land of the free????but for how long??? I just need to bite the rest off cause I would probably be shown the door outta here, so I'll just keep quiet.

  4. >"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."

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    >- Thomas Jefferson

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    >FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

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    >1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

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    >2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

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    >3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

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    >4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

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    >5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

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    >6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

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    >7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.

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    >8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

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    >9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

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    >10. The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights reserved.

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    >11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

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    >12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the

    >others.

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    >13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

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    >14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

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    >15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

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    >16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

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    >17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

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    >18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

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    >19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

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    >20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

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    >21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control

    >them.

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    >22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

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    >23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.

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    >24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

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    >25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

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    >26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

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  5. Well even though I had a totally good time and shot like @#$%, I did not think that this FL OPEN was worth a $200 entry fee. No shirt, bad food was on the bad side but great stages and lots of shooters is the good side. This is the first match that I have seen where everyone gets to the prize table in one big group. I think there is room for improvement on a few levels. But that is only MY opinion.

    I have attended a few other matches for half the money which included your shirt, and lunch was on the house. The cash payback is a bonus though. Can't deny that good ole greenbacks do make it more interesting--especially if you are able to make the money.

  6. Well I can say this, any guy that will take stuff from his own personal box of goodies (when his business doesn't even have it in stock), guarantee you its good to go, and get it to you in 2 days --------thats where my business will get done every time. Chuck Bradley is one awesome guy!!!!!! and that Dan Bedell character is pretty damn good himself. :D

  7. You gotta love when you're at a match, local or major, and your gun runs flawless. I have run about 10k-12k rounds thru this gun with NO malfunctions at all--other than me running the mag dry :o I have watched so many other shooters with big $$ guns cuss and fight with problems during matches week to week. All I can say is Dan builds a awesome product for the money. I've only owned this gun for a short while but if it runs this good outta the box, I can't wait till it's broken in!!!!!!!!!! Rock on Dan Bedell.

    This is not a paid political advertisement but I approve this product!! :D

  8. Oh hell yea!!! That's what all matches should mirror. An awesome crew, setup, stages and prizes galore!!!! Oh yea Bourbon Street on Halloween weekend was awesome too. If you guys need any training on drive by's--they have a training tool for ya too. It was a great weekend to be able to be squadded with the awesome--Mathew Mink---I have never seen so many "A"s shot so fast on every stage. :blink::o and especially by a "Production" guy!!! To all on squad 3---enjoyed it and great showing at the trophy table too!!! Hope to see all of you guys here in Florida in the early spring at the OPEN. That invitation goes out to all who shot this awesome match. Come on down.

    Also need to send out a thanks to Jerry Miculek for showing us the proper tool for properly preparing a salad. Awesome :D

  9. I agree that RO's should have their "own" stage. Run it as they will. Everyone deals with "Mr. Niceguy" or "Mr. @#$%%" so everyone gets the same dose of reality across the board. Makes it a bit more diverse. Which means if you have 5 guys get DQ'ed on stage 4, that RO is either looking really hard and holding your to the rules VS stage 7with obvious infractions going uncalled by that RO. Im sure at the end of the match we will all have our own opinions about who did what.

    So somebody make a decision, get that timer fired up and lets start blasting!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yea----If someone isn't taping targets, please enlighten them thats included in your match fee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

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