[Funny/Sad things seen/heard at the Range]

Doing a qualifying shoot and watching the detective start the course in front of me. On the very first target we hear...CLICK.

After the previous stress shoot (2 months earlier), he had cleaned his pistol, but never chambered one since then. oh well.

[You Might Be An Extreme Redreck If]

....if you use the toilet bowl brush as a back scratcher

....if you use suspenders to hold up your sweat pants