Long one

[mildot1]

Haven't told this for a while.

Old man sitting on the front porch one morning see's a young boy coming up the road with a roll of something under his arm. Old Man hollers what ya got under ur arm son?

Boy replies "chicken wire"

Old man says "whatcha gonna do with that son"

Boy says "catch me some chickens"

Old man says "you kant catch no chickens with chicken wire"

Boy just winks and goes on up the road.

Bout noon the boy comes back with the chicken wire strung out behind him and has about twenty chikens hung up in it.

Old man just sits there and says "well I'll be damned"

Next morning the same boy comes up the road with something under his arm

Old man say's "what ya got under you arm boy"

Boy say's"duck tape"

Old man ask's "waht ya gonna do with it"

Boy say's Katch me up some ducks"

Old Man say's "you kant catch no ducks with duck tape"

Boy just winks and goes on up the road.

Bout noon the boy comes back down the road and has the duck tape strung out behing him. Bout 40 ducks are hung up in it.

Old man say's "well I'll be damned".

Next morning the boy comes up the road with something under his arm.

Old man says "whatcha got under you arm boy"

Boy says "pussy willows"

Old man says " what for me son whilst I get my hat"